Suaran Radio

Yerr...! Apa khabar semua? Di petang yang mulia dan gelap ini?.. Selamat datang ke lelaman blog saya.. Anda bersama Dj alistar ashaddiq a.k.a buah, yang pasti akan menjanjikan ayam2 dan nasi2 di-Radio anda!. Saya akan menemani anda untuk seumur hidup.. h-a-h-a, saya hanya bermain2 sahaja.! Saya akan menemani anda untuk 1 jam setengah..di Suaran radio anda!! Selamat petang diucapkan kepada semua.. dan tidak lupa kepada yang baru sahaja berkahwin. Selamat.....petang juga!!. hahaa. Baik2 lah2. selamat pengatin baru.. Semoga berkekalan sehingga ke anak-anak sidek.. haha. minta maaf itu hanyalah senda-gurauan ataupun Gurauan berkasih.. Sebenarnya saya nak ckap. Semoga berkekalan hingga ke anak cucu. Amin.



Hahaha. tu lah terbawak2.. dah giler kan.. Tu lah tak tdo.. tgh ngantok niiee.. haha. Kk. mari kita sambung yee..



yee? hello apa khabar siapa di sana? helo?? alamak talian terputus.. hahaha. dh ar mepek ar



Ok lah. U noe last time i like to make this malay thing call pantun or sajak. But I dunno if wad i wrote was rite or wrong. But just for the fun of it.. i wrote many things using pantun/sajak. Well2, i might try one here.. alryte here goes..this is pantun...



Pergi ke Tampines mall membeli lorri,

Lorri di-parking di dalam toilet,

Kalau anda teringin untuk melihat coli,

Sila lah ke-luar kau gatalnye piglet!!..



hahahaa. aku tau... aku tau.. aku tau tk kelakar.. -_.-(<<--- this is hady.. if u can visualize) =_=



haiz saying kelakar reminds me of car.. as in kela'car'.. understand.. ? haiz.. this yr. tk dpt naek kreta/van utk hari raya.. aiyah. boring ahh.. baru nak aksen2 this yr.. orng suma naek sbs.. kita suma naek kereta.. baru dikatakan.. bdk2 dalam kereta! alamak.. like duh?? hahaa. For me i already fail my FTT sia. alamak. Kk.. i dunno wen i'm gonna book my FTT again, but i noe i'm gonna book ahh. Book lah buku, tak tau ke aper tu buku? Buku tu kan baju. alamak simple things also must teach ah??



Alryte today pay Majid 20 bucks.. to get my second, secondhand stuff which is a cap. Well, u noe, i don't have that much money to buy a new cap lah. Come on lah the cheapest price i saw for the cap is arnd 60 bucks. the highest price was 70 bucks. the hensem pple hu where them is priceless, i noe lah for evrythng else there's mastercard, but now, i dun have one. So.. i gotta have a second-hand one. Well, from wat i can see from the cap, It is a second-hand cap.. Tapi kan.. my head is the 400th head i think. haha. k ar tk kelakar. Well2 i wanna continue this story.. but i dunno if it's to long or what. But arhh.. tulis je arh.. i dun care whether u like it or not, bluek!. huhuhu..



Ok lah. Evrytime i think of free time rite, i usually kan. Miss Sherly.. ceh.. salah lah.. i miss fishing. Haha. The atmosphere, is like, very2 wat shud i say.. very2 romantic ah. Kk i explain.. u noe like the feeling u get when u are in a happy werld with ur gf or bf then at some point of time, That feeling just come back and u feel u really miss those time.. Haah!. U noe that feeling? That feeling when u are jealous wen Fiona xie kiss me? haha. K. K. Ok lah i guess u got the idea lah of wat i'm talking about.. ahah. I like that feeling, it gives me some feeling to say to myself that is.. tkmo feeling ah! hahaha. k ar. Ok lah back to my topic abt the car. I really really think i need to get a licence, at least an aeroplane also alright ahh. But i dun really want aeroplane, car wud be nice. I need that freaking car licence, i want the licence but i seriusly dun want the lessons. haha. I dun want to take the pract, the BTT or FTT or TTT or blabla.. can or not? hahaa giler per!? cnfrm lah connot.. hahhahaha.wat is connot? i dun want to backspace the connot because it looks funny and if u pronounce it, it will become more funnier.. haha. Connot..OK! Actually i need to drive once a while lah. I'm seriusly very jealous looking at young pple that already have their licence, be it car or motor or aeroplane or skateboard or bicycle or roller blades or tricycle or wheelchair or..this list cud go on and on if u dun off.. hahaha get it..?? on and off.. haha. am i funny or wat sia???? kkkk... u all really must wait for me to get my licence, than i will write big2 at this blog i'll say that.. "I CAN DRIVE!!" mark my words.. please mark it. and tell me how much i score?? hahah. blah. "Shut up and drive".

Arr.. talking about hobbies.. eh?. but since wen we are talking bout hobbies? obviously not right haha. actually i dunno how to start this topic.. since i already wrote hobbies, arr talking bout hobbies.. haha.. i need to get smthng ah.. to make myself occupied.. i got some hobies list up, like how bout counting sheeps fur? or maybe i'll try to make Newater myself and i'll ask my frends to test it for me??*wud u?*.. hahaha. ok ar i start my nonsense again. i nd a slap in my face. Not at my face.. i mean in my face.. like inside my face. haha. blah. Like wen pple tell you.. if u want to marry someone. The face is not that impt.. the heart is the most impt.. u must look inside the heart.. means that.. u must go operation, take out the heart for a while, then see if gd, than ok.. put back, than seal it with tapes, then if evrythng alryte.. go and marry lah he/she/shemale/hefemale(i noe lah dun have) For me lah. Hobbies is one thing another is two thing blabla is three thing.. Kk.. watever..

Ok ar. u wanna hear one joke not?
That tym i was browsing thru the cyber werld.. ok lah internet lahh. Then i saw this one pantun u noe.. i dunno about the ferst two lines ah.. but i saw this.."hari ini hari raya, lontong di buat daripada nasi".. hahahhaha.ok lah it wasn't really funny at ferst.. but come to think bout it..baca balik.. eh mcm lain je. hhaah.. tapi klaka.. u read again.. i noe ah hari raya and lontong is related but then.. ferst is hari ini hari raya alih2 lontong dibuat daripada nasi. hahahahhahaha. and to be honest to u guys.. lontong dibuat dari beras. hahahahaha.. like last time i really hate this one commercial at malaysia channel. Ok lah RTM 1..since they never chance it since i was a kid haha. It's bout cheese.. they say lahh.. "susu basi menjadi keju" haha. sedap je drng ckp.. haha. senang seh.. kalau g2 tkyah ah beli cheese.. puas hati basi kan susu. hahahahahaha. mengarut.. hahaa. kalau g2.. tairu pon keju. sbb their theory is.. arab tu jalan kan padang pasir bwk susu.. abeh susu tu basi.. abeh susu basi jadi cheese.. ahahahaahah!.. kalau g2. suruh arab tu buat pizza pakai susu basi ah. haha. k k. enuf2.

alryte ah i think this posts is the longest post i ever write. hahaa. for the ferst time.. kk.

Dan.. dengan lagu Aci Aci Buka sluar, berakhirlah rancangan saya alistar ashaddiq a.k.a buah yang telah menemani anda seumur hidup.. haha. saya sengaja buat jenaka.. Tapi tidak mengapa.. saya berharap kami akan bertemu lagi di waktu yang sama dan radio yang sama.. dengan saya.. di.. Suaran Radio Anda.. selamat malam......